Sour Candy –
- (n) a piece of candy that makes everyone a retarded T-Rex for a quick second.
- (weapon) can be used against heathens, demons, assholes, and ungrateful friends.
- (v) to figuratively piss off someone’s day. – I sour-candied that bitch’s life by sleeping with her husband.
- a.k.a. a sour faced stripper named Candy.
- Visual example: