“Put a band-aid on it. Trust me, it will care more than I will.” – Z.C. Angel
A helpful quote to use when chronic liars tell you about their made up problems. On the other hand, if their problem is of the suicidal nature then a band-aid isn’t going to help so replace band-aid with gauze pad. Oh, and call for help even if you’re a cold-hearted bitch like me.