- false sense of self
- mannequin face
- monopoly money
- soy milk
- vegan-ism, except for Oreo’s
- a toothless smile
- a sweaty handshake
- a guy leaving after you jacked him off
- not getting a happy ending
- people who speak more than twelve languages
- reality television shows
- songs with one lyric
- stuffed animals
- exercise videos
(v) to be a fake person; to exude the smell of bullshit
- She told me she owns twelve cars, and two horse. I went to her Barbie house, and her fakeassness only owns a one plastic pink Corvette with a missing tire.
- Oh you know she fakeassnessed her way through the club. Pass the LYSOL please!
- Run before the shit starts flying from the F.A.N.